• Me: oh hey look I will buy this book
  • Me: oh. This sounds good.
  • Me: aww this is so adorable
  • Me: I want someone like this in my life
  • Me: wait a second
  • Me: I should not have looked further down the page than where I was reading
  • Me: my whole world is falling apart
  • Me: *tries to calm self down with false reassurances*
  • Me: waIT SHE LEAVES
  • Me: wAIT HE LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE
  • Me: waiT THE GUY IS GAY
  • Me: okay that girl is kind of a bitch.
  • Me: why doesn't this book exist. It sounds so wonderful but it's just a made up book inside a book aw
  • Me: wAIT SHE DIES
  • Me: HE DIES TOO??
  • Me: *throws book at wall*
  • Me: *sobs as if I've lost my first born*
  • Me: *continues reading*
  • Me: wait.. its over?
  • Me: nononononononononononono
  • Me: *curses John Green for the next month*
  • Me: *buys all john green books and repeats previous stages*
  • John Green: *laughs maniacally in the distance while writing another ovarie smasher*
  • supernatural-mishamigo:

    portentouscatastrophe:

    jpgay:

    jpgay:

    when u get to sit next to ur friend in class

    HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

    THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

    EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

    (Source: boyx)

    holmecuffed:

    universalgrandma:

    nuvematown:

    so what do you guys have planned for valentines day

    murder

    thats the spirit

    (Source: kazekag)